We do not retest System [..] every time a new version of Java is released.

This post’s title is a quote from Oracle technical support on a ticket we opened to get help running one of their products on a current, patched JRE.

Oracle’s response:

“1. Please do not upgrade Java if you do not have to
2. If you have to upgrade Java, please test this on your test server before implemeting [sic] on production
3. On test and on production, please make a full backup of your environment (files and database) before upgrading Java and make sure you can roll back if any issue occurs.”

In other words – you are on your own. The hundreds of thousands of dollars in licensing fees and maintenance that you pay us don’t do you sh!t for security.

Let’s pretend that we have a simple, clear and unambiguous standard: ‘There will be no unpatched Java runtime on any server’.

There isn’t a chance in hell that standard can be met.

This seems to be a cross vendor problem. IBM’s remote server management requires a JRE on the system that has the application that connects to the chassis and allows remote chassis administration. As far as we can tell, and as far as IBM’s support is telling us, there is no possibility of managing an IBM xSeries using a patched JRE.

“It is not recommended to upgrade or change the JRE version that's built inside Director. Doing so will create an unsupported configuration as Director has only been tested to work with its built-in version.”

We have JRE’s everywhere. Most of them are embedded in products. The vendors of the products rarely if ever provide security related updates for their embedded JRE’s. When there are JRE updates, we open up support calls with them watch them dance around while they tell us that we need to leave them unpatched.

My expectations? If a vendor bundles or requires third party software such as a JRE, that vendor will treat a security vulnerability in the dependent third party software as though it were a vulnerability in their own software, and they will not make me open up support requests for something this obvious.

It’s the least they could do.