Amusing log messages

I give Cisco credit for fully documenting firewall log messages. In theory this gives users the ability to set up a system for catching interesting log messages and ignoring uninteresting messages. More vendors should be so bold as to actually acknowledge that their products log messages, and that those messages need to be documented.

This level of disclosure has an interesting side effect. I'm not sure what I'd do if one of our ASA's logged this error:

Error Message %ASA-2-716515:internal error in: function: OCCAM failed to allocate memory for AK47 instance 

Explanation The OCCAM failed to allocate memory for the AK47 instance.

Or this error:

Error Message %ASA-2-716508: internal error in: function: Fiber scheduler is scheduling rotten fiber. Cannot continuing terminating 

Explanation The fiber scheduler is scheduling rotten fiber, so it cannot continue terminating. 

Fiber rot?

An AK47 instance?

No doubt those messages mean something to someone at the TAC. For the rest of us, they are mostly just amusing.